Funny Text Posts

wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

(via donellabeckton)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via motohip)

magnetictapedatastorage:

youtubers talk about The Algorithm the way people used to  talk about evil spirits

(via meladoodle)

just-shower-thoughts:

I never realize how much I love my toilet until I am forced to take a shit somewhere else.

(via somthingwritten)

the-inarticulate-chikin:

just-shower-thoughts:

Paper has 6 sides, yet we can only use 2 of them effectively.

the other four are for bloodshed

(via somthingwritten)

just-shower-thoughts:

Birthday sex is celebrating your parents having sex by having sex

(via somthingwritten)

the-average-gatsby:

when ur writing the date on february 1st and you almost write the wrong month

(via hilarioustextposts)

cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

dankmemesforsadteens:

Idk why I laughed so hard at this

(via netscapeme)

curiooftheheart:

celtic-pyro:

just-shower-thoughts:

“Darth” is to Sith lords what “Lil” is to rappers.

Darth Wayne

Lil Plagueis

(via s-tevenrogers)

babyanimalgifs:

I guess cats aren’t so cold after all

(via gracekelli-archive)

sentimentalvalue420:

Playing dumb is a survival mechanism every woman u ever seen acting dumb is not actually dumb

(via gracekelli-archive)

annabellehectorworldofweird:

(via netscapeme)

(via motohip)

vomitpuppy-deactivated20200809:

u think i’m CUTE?! send me $3000

(via converseinthedms)

catchymemes:

When you get a friend to print the boarding slip

(via netscapeme)